Personal Ad.

So we had to do an assignment in Human Sexuality over personal ads. So I thought I would do one. I changed it up a bit though, its not a normal personal ad, its got my own twissst. So enjoyyy.


If you are from the Midwest like me. Cool, I guess. If you are from the coasts even better. If you are from the south, I can work with that.

You absolutely must be older then me. A good four to five years is best. Over the age of 28? Go away, thanks. Under the age of 21? Go away, thanks. 22? Lets have fun. Get the picture? Good.

Must be TALL. Over six foot is preferable, yet if a bit shorter I suppose that is okay. Below five foot eleven inches and we are going to be friends. I do not need a boy shorter then me.

Color of hair does not matter. However, I am not a fan of redheads. Or fake blondes. If you highlight your hair with blonde, please keep walking. Long hair is required. I do make exceptions, if I do, you're pretty special. I'm not really into the whole Ambercrombie short spiked hair. If you are going to have a shaved head, it better look good on you and you better have the attitude someone with a shaved head would have.

Must NOT listen to bands such as All Time Low, Forever the Sickest Kids or Boys Like Girls. My ears bleed at the sound of those bands and if I hear them one more time I might go deaf or quite possibly die. We do not want that. Also, NO Nickleback, Stained, Hinder, Creed, Saving Able listening. They do not know how to make real music. Absolutely NO Avenged Sevenfold either.

Please listen to bands such as Copeland, Conor Oberst, Jenny Lewis, Bright Eyes, The Spill Canvas, The Good Life, Cursive, The Toxic Airborne Event, Anthony Green, Cinematic Sunrise, The Clash, Ramones, Morrissey, The Sex Pistols, Modern Life is War, Tori Amos, Amos Lee, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sam Cooke. These people all have a great deal to say, you must be able to listen and fully understand them.

Must NOT have crazy ex girlfriends who want to kick my ass because they broke up with you and are now with someone else. If they think they still own you and you let them think that, you have problems and do not need to be with someone like me.

MUST, must, MUST have some sort of musical talent. Singing, play guitar/bass, drums, keyboards. ANYTHING, well maybe not the clarinet and flute but you get it. Being able to play songs on the guitar that you learned in middle school music class does not count either. Real talent please.

Going on road trips and adventures is something I love to do. Please make sure you like to do this as well. Find new places, people and things. We only live once, please know how to live it well.

Must have an education. High school drop outs, stay away. A four year degree or working towards a degree is amazing.

I have morals and goals in life. Please be able to respect them and understand them fully. If you argue with me about them, we will not work. Understand I have a huge passion for TOMS shoes and children in Africa. I want to go on a shoe drop with TOMS and I want to go teach over in Africa. You question me about this in the aspect that it is dumb, I will leave you faster then a gizelle on the plains.

Please make sure you are literate. Illiterate people are not welcome. If you always spell 'you' as 'u' and 'are' as 'r' I will get very annoyed by you.

I voice my opinion about most everything. Be able to take it and not get offended. I am quite sarcastic at times as well. Please be able to take a joke as well as dish them.

Roller coasters and Oceans excite me. If they don't excite you, I would like to know who sucked the life out of you.

I do not sleep well next to someone. I can not touch people while I sleep. However, I adore holding hands and cuddling, at the appropriate times. I sleep with my fan on high in the summer. I fall asleep with my ipod most nights and I love bubble baths. I sleep with a stuffed animal and three pillows. I love eating corn on the cob because I am from Iowa and its the best. I drink kool-aid in the summer. I eat ice cream in the winter. I do not drink hot drinks because I can not stand hot drinks.

I'm awesome if you are willing to get to know me. Otherwise, I'm kind of a bitch.