If you ever look at a map...you will see that the state of Iowa is in the middle of the United States. It is not on the West Coast or the South. So why is it people in this state think that they must act/talk like they are from one of those places? The girls here like to have long, super blonde hair, wear a lot of make up and dress like they are going to a club just to go to the store. They look like they should be on the next season of The Hills. They also have enough drama to be on the next season as well. Language for these girls consist of "Lyke oh em gee" "lyke no way" and any other thing that a modern day Clueless character would use. Their conversations only go as far as "I was so drunk last night. I can't even remember the guys name..." Then there are the boys here who live in the middle of a city and talk as if they are from the hills of Tennessee. They use sayings like "Git-r-done" or the word "Idear". I'm sorry, but "idear" is not a word, it is IDEA. We also do not have southern accents here in Iowa. So stop with the accent, thank you. You live in the city, not on a farm so stop wearing your farming clothes. Also, take showers boys. The people that actually live on farms in this state take more showers then the town boys who wish they lived on farms. I can not wait to get out of this place and move to a place where people embrace who they really are and stop trying to be what they aren't.
The End.
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