Monday, April 4, 2011

WTF?!

Just got a random text message from someone and the conversation went like this...

RANDO: Hey I need your opinion.  I was getting a BJ from this girl I've been seeing and she couldn't fit it all in it was to big lol. You ever had that issue? Any ideas?

ME:  Uhhhhh who the hell is this?

RANDO:  OMG like seriously I am so sorry you recieved that text.  I just realized I miss dialed.  I do not know you at all haha opps my bad.  I feel so stupid.

RANDO:  :s Yes I'm so sorry.  Please tell me your at least a girl I said that to? Ha and not a 12 yr old boy uhh

ME:  Yeah, I'm a girl.

RANDO:  You seem pretty chill and friendly ha.  Could I may ask you for your opinion and advice?

ME:  Hahaha umm not really sure how to help you.  You may be on your own.

RANDO:  Well no offense but do you even have any experience at giving guys head though? ha

ME:  Not really something I want to discuss with some random.

RANDO:  Ok sorry.  Goodbye.  My bad.  I won't text u again.

END CONVO

Okay first of all, how do you "misdial" a text message?!  And why would you continue to talk to a random person after sending a weird text message like that?  Aaaannnddd why would someone think I would talk about my personal sex life with them when I do not know who they are?!
Weiiiiiird, man.

4 comments:

Marissa said...

Honestly, I wouldn't have continued that conversation after I realized I'd sent it to the wrong person. People amaze me.

Lauren. said...

I am sure it was a middle schooler. Haha.

Sarah said...

Marissa, I know right?!
It was a 319 number so I figured it was someone I knew being stupid, but nope.

Sara said...

super creepy! WTF who continues a conversation like that after you tell them they texted the wrong person!?